To quote The Big Lebowsky, “This aggression will not stand.”

The aggression in question is another feeble attempt at humor by E. Gordon Gee.

This time, the president of Ohio State University attempted to explain the difficulty in coordinating OSU’s 18 colleges. He said, “When we had these 18 colleges all kind of floating around, they were like PT Boats, they were shooting each other. It was kind of like the Polish army or something.”